This is a video of two dudes performing a couple different tricks that involve sharing each other’s legs. Me? I don’t share my legs with anybody, not even my girlfriend. “Whatever, they’re chicken legs anyways.” Honey! “What?” I told you, I’m going to stop skipping leg day! Keep going for

Serving as definitive proof that aliens, are, in fact, among us, this is some video of a deep sea glass squid (Taonius borealis) captured by researchers aboard the NOAA Ship Okeanos Explorer using a remotely operated vehicle near the Aleutian Islands. Just look at that thing! The way it opens

Because ‘I wonder what that would look like in ultra-slow motion’ is the name of the Slow Mo Guys’ very lucrative game, this is a video of tattoo guns doing their thing to transparent blocks of synthetic skin, filmed at 20,000 frames per second. It looks pretty much just how

This is a clip from BBC’s Blue Planet II featuring Sir David Attenborough narrating the action as a cuttlefish uses its insane pulsing skin color to hypnotize a crab, then attack it. How quickly its color changes is wild, there’s no question it’s an alien. Admittedly, I felt like I

This is a video of a robotic spy octopus designed to infiltrate the octopus community and learn its secrets providing a real coconut octopus with a coconut half to cap off the end of the bamboo shoot its hiding in. The footage is pretty remarkable, but this is obviously staged

Having previously spotted a red balloon squid, this is a video from the ROV Hercules chancing upon a rarely seen Bathykorus jellyfish, that resembles a facehugger from the Alien franchise. This is only the second time the jellyfish has been caught on film, the first being in 2015. That’s cool,

This is some footage from the remote operated submersible Hercules captured while exploring Kingman Reef in the Central Pacific of an octopus of the subfamily Bolitaeninae that looks like a red balloon. The only thing missing is Pennywise holding it on a string and trying to convince me to hang

This is a video of dancer S (aka Stephane Deheselle) performing a routine and demonstrating his wildly impressive flexibility with moves that can only be described as almost unbelievable. Does he even have any joints? I have joints. And they all start aching the moment I wake up. I’M OLD.