Serving as definitive proof that aliens, are, in fact, among us, this is some video of a deep sea glass squid (Taonius borealis) captured by researchers aboard the NOAA Ship Okeanos Explorer using a remotely operated vehicle near the Aleutian Islands. Just look at that thing! The way it opens and closes its mouth (or maybe that’s its butt?) and focuses its eyeballs is extra freaky, not that it wasn’t already at max levels of freaky deaky. Could you imagine running into one of these things at an alien bar? “I’d go home with it.” I know you would, but not if I smooth talk it first.