These are two TikTok videos of artist Tee Ken Ng making cool patterns on a glow-in-the-dark vinyl record with a laser pointer as the record spins on a turntable. That’s neat. Now I want a want a glow-in-the-dark record. And a laser pointer. But nooooooo, my mom took mine away

This is a video of Japanese finger tutting (aka finger dancing) group XTRAP performing ‘Piano Fingers’, a very impressive synchronized tutting routine featuring their hands clad in glow-in-the-dark gloves. And you know how I feel about glow-in-the-dark gloves. “They make it easier to see what pieces are in the handful

Remember when James of Youtube channel The Action Lab painted an entire room with the blackest black paint to see what it would look like? I hope so, it was like a week and a half ago. I mean we don’t all have to be elephants, but it would be

Because it’s important to let people know you’re constantly on the verge of death, these are the personalized glowing life bar pins made and sold by Etsy shop CriticalHitShop ($30 apiece, or 3 for $60). Available in full life, mostly alive, and mostly dead varieties, they can also be customized

This is a video of Fonzie of DipYourCar.com (which sells a kit if you want to do this to your car) painting a Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution (‘Evo’) with paint that has both KryptoBright and LIT glow-in-the-dark pigments added for MAX GLOW IN THE DARKAGE. The result is pretty impressive. Perhaps

These are several shots of the ‘Ring Of Fire’ resin rings produced by Etsy shop Apollo’s Rings. The $60 finger candy is made with two different types of glow powder that, after being exposed to a UV light source like the sun, make them appear to glow like molten lava.