Because nothing screams the future like robotic food, researchers at École Polytechnique Fédérale de Lausanne (EPFL) and the Istituto Italiano di Tecnologia have created a wedding cake with pneumatic-powered edible robotic dancing gummi bears on top, and electronic candles powered by edible dark chocolate batteries. Welcome…to Jurassic Park the future of wedding cakes. Me? I’d be happy with a Funfetti cake on my special day. But, you know, mostly thrilled that a woman loves me enough to marry. Although…she might just be in it for all the money I lied about.