Because people are, by nature, filthy animals, this is a shot of the floor behind Redditor FireRotor’s bed, where he throws his disposable contacts every night. I like the few that are clinging to the wall, like they think they’re better than the rest of those floor contacts. In his

This is a timelapse video of a skinned watermelon speeding from beautiful Picnictown to Puke City, USA over the course of two minutes. In real-time Youtuber Photo Owl Time Lapse let nature take its course over 33 days, with most of the decomposition happening by day six, and the melon

Seen here looking like the radioactive waste produced by my roommate, this is a short video utilizing a green laser to visualize the atomized plume caused by a toilet being flushed. I don’t want that sparkle bomb touching my butt! So, what’s the lesson here — stand up and close

Because disgustingness knows no bounds, musician and unconventional luthier ArtMayer went and constructed a Les Paul style electric guitar out of McDonald’s french fries. Just to be clear, that is nasty. The video includes the build process, which basically involved making a guitar shaped mold out of chicken wire, then

Presumably explaining why Memorial Day weekend hotdog prices were through the roof (or the back of a trailer), a recent 18-wheeler crash on I-70 in Westmoreland County, Pennsylvania spilled some 15,000 pounds of hot dog filling on the side of the road. Just look at it — so many @ssholes

This is a video from a Casper, Wyoming mechanic who had a hoarder bring her Scion xB in to have a nonfunctioning window repaired. If only she’d been hoarding working windows instead of trash. Seriously though, hoarding disorder is a real thing, and it makes me sad. And, at least

Note: Volume on. This is a video of a woman sipping on some drinkable yogurt when she spots her friend filming her, and proceeds to laugh and spit up like a 240-month old. I like the last bit of spit up at the end. You think she’s finished, but nope,

This is a video of Youtuber and waster of perfectly good cheeseburgers MrGear letting an aquarium full of maggots eat a burger, as well as some some fruits and veggies. The burger action begins at 2:10, including some close-up and timelapse footage. But what about the maggots at the bottom