Because addicts will do almost anything for their next fix, this is a video of a fluffy white cat opening a desk drawer (doing several pull-ups in the process) in order to get to the catnip hidden inside. That looks like it took quite a bit of effort. I mean

This is a video of Auburn gymnast Sunisa Lee performing the first Nebieva in NCAA competition history. What’s a Nebieva? It’s a G-rated (the most difficult in gymnastics, but tamest for movies) skill named after gymnast Tatiana Olegovna Nabieva that consists of a “pike sole circle backward with counter stretched

In what’s life but a series of jumping through hoops news, this is a video of what I assume are three aspiring circus performers all jumping through a hula hoop in a single 360-degree rotation of the ring in one guy’s hand. That is impressive. For reference, I only learned

Being a member of an elite force like the Shenzen Special Police requires things I don’t have *trying to reach TV remote with rolled up magazine* things like strength and endurance. And this is a video of the Special Police’s physical exam used to determine a candidate’s fitness. It involves

Because the human body is the finest machine ever crafted by the gods, this is a video of a member of the World Taekwondo Federation performing a 720° horizontal spinning kick quadruple board break. Most impressive. Could I do this? Maybe in a video game. Oh who am I kidding,

This is a video of Russian weightlifter Ruslan Jaguar (awesome name, I’m stealing it) no-hand squatting 100kg (220-pounds) while balancing on a balance board. I think it goes without saying, but CrossFit has really gotten out of hand. Also, how do I know those are real weights and not just

Because exercise is dangerous and should be avoided, this is a video of a woman presumably training for some sort of World’s Strongest competition and having a lifting stone roll off the questionably constructed pedestal and onto her head/shoulder. That looks like it hurt. It also sounded like it hurt.

This is a video of an amateur daredevil flipping off of a curb and landing balanced on some sort of utility pole/box. While certainly impressive, I can’t help but feel that curb was just itching to crack his skull open or break his neck. Risky behavior! And you know how