This is a video of very spirited Australian cattle dog Sissysticks animatedly digging a trench in the soft dirt in order to keep a little river of water flowing. That is impressive work. I like how she pounces up and down so excitedly like a fox. That’s cute. But not

This is a video of gamer and cardboard expert Dan Creator’s quest to build a Mario Kart 8 inspired hovercraft out of cardboard — one he can actually ride around in. And he does it! Sweet, sweet victory. The finished product uses two Ryobi blowers to create a cushion of

This is a video of an elf (the shoes are a dead giveaway) balancing on an extra-tall unicycle while spinning two balls on his face and head and juggling three batons. Impressive. You know, I think I witnessed the same feat at the circus when I was a kid. Also:

This is a video of a kayaker demonstrating the right way to roll your kayak while minimizing the amount of beer spilled. I mean you were drinking in your kayak, right? Could I have done better? Of course I could have, because that beer would have already been empty before

Because tie-dye will never — what’s the word I’m looking for — pass away, these are a couple videos from tie-dye master Austin Mackereth, who knows just how to twist and tie and apply dye to shirts to create unbelievably impressive patterns. And here I thought my Grateful Dead tie-dye

This is a video of Karin Baumann performing Swan Lake with her chihuahua Joya at the recent Crufts dog show in Birmingham, England. I think I speak for everyone here when I say this performance deserves ALL the best in show ribbons. “There’s only one.” Then take them away from

This is a video of a woman presumably auditioning for my traveling circus by simultaneously spinning hula hoops on pretty much every body part possible (including hair bun), without them all hitting each other and ruining the act. Now that’s impressive. And she makes it all look so effortless too.

Presumably to celebrate Mar10 Day yesterday, speedrunner FURiOUS (aka Matheus Furtado of Brazil) successfully completed Super Mario World in a scant 41.022 seconds, using the 0 Exit method (aka Credits Warp), which involves making a bunch of exact moves to trigger arbitrary code executions in the game, causing it warp