This is a short video of a precious little angel having her first ever slice of pizza and realizing just how magical it is immediately. Gosh, I can still remember my first piece of pizza. “No you can’t.” Not a chance. I wouldn’t even be able to tell you what

This is some nursery cam footage from Edgewater, Maryland that a mother reviewed after hearing a loud noise coming from the room during nap time. In her own words while I try to swing from my ceiling fan, then just don’t have a ceiling fan anymore: “After converting my twins’

This is a short video of a young kid sitting in the driver’s seat of a 2012 or 2013 Ford Mustang Boss 302 and listening to it start up and purr when he crashes it into the garage door, presumably because he couldn’t see there was a garage door there

This is a short video of a little girl playing the analog Tetris game her dad built for her to help develop her cognitive skills. That looks like fun, doesn’t it? Who needs digital video games when you can build and play perfectly good analog ones? “What about Animal Crossing?”

This is a short video of young Asher playing fetch with his canine friend Raven and accidentally picking up and throwing a snake, presumably thinking it was just a really weird-ass stick. Even Raven is all, ‘Whoa, what the heck, little bro? That stick is ALIVE and it is ANGRY.’