Because sometimes sleep demands your attention (except when you really want it two hours past your bedtime), this is a video of a kid struggling and failing to stay awake while eating his *zooms and enhances* pasta nibbles. We’ve all been there. Except now, now I’m never there because when

This is a video from a home security camera in Soc Trang, Vietnam of a snake trying to follow a child into the house. The man who posted the video says it was a king cobra, which, despite not particularly looking like one (I am an amateur herpetologist), I’m still

This is a video from journalist Kelly Bauer, who took her nephew to a playground where he rode a ramp (part of an obstacle course) he mistook for a slide (hey, everything is a slide if it has an angle less than 180-degrees and you brought enough Crisco). And he

This is a short video from Walmart of a young girl dragging her unruly brother (who refused to stand up and walk) through the aisles of the store. Per the girl after dropping him off at her parents’ feet: “You look silly.” Damn, that would have launched me into a

Because shit happens (sometimes in the car when my girlfriend is driving and she can’t get me to a restroom fast enough and I have no choice but to crawl into the back seat and lay on my stomach, telling her I’ll understand if she decides to leave me and

Because the internet just won’t stop spinning (like a ballerina music box when you’re trying to hide from zombies), this is another song reimagined by Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously), this time Drowning Pool’s ‘Bodies’ as a children’s song, a la Kidz Bop. It’s uh, it’s not very good.

Because you’re never too old or too young to not stop believin’, this is a video of a group of Minnesota kindergarteners performing a rendition of Journey’s ‘Don’t Stop Believin’ with lyrics that were rewritten by their teacher Mrs. Tessier with a school and learning theme. You know, those kids

This is a short video of pro skater Marc-André Séguin about to run down a kid after landing a reverse boardslide but quickly picking him up instead, turning around on a ramp, then returning him back to his own board. Smooth as silk. Some more info: Professional skater Marc-André Séguin