Because sometimes sleep demands your attention (except when you really want it two hours past your bedtime), this is a video of a kid struggling and failing to stay awake while eating his *zooms and enhances* pasta nibbles. We’ve all been there. Except now, now I’m never there because when I’m eating is the only time I am awake because it’s the only time I want to be awake. Per one particularly insightful Youtube commenter:

Reminds me of that one time when I went into such a deep sleep and starting sleep walking and locked myself in a room that had no handle inside and I rested my head on a fricking cat potty, I know this sounds embarrassing but screw it I’m just telling y’all

Embarrassing? Not really. But who the hell has a cat potty inside a room with no interior handle? That sounds like a recipe for disaster. Another recipe for disaster: mix one cup of me with six beers and literally anything else.