This is a video from a home security camera in Soc Trang, Vietnam of a snake trying to follow a child into the house. The man who posted the video says it was a king cobra, which, despite not particularly looking like one (I am an amateur herpetologist), I’m still apt to believe on account of this man probably having more king cobra experience than I do. I’ve only drank the malt liquor. Some more info:
“There was a 2-meter king cobra slithering into my house when my son was playing his toy in the front yard. The man who was standing is his grandfather. As the grandfather has just recovered from a stroke, he couldn’t react quickly; he saw the snake slithering and he shouted out loud in order to call my husband to rescue the kid. Luckily, everyone is fine!”
Crazy how quickly it moves, isn’t it? That thing HUSTLES. Me? I’m always hustling myself, but more in the making-money sense. Wanna buy a Rolex? “That’s a fake.” No it’s not. “It’s digital, and it says Casio.” What if I told you that’s just how Rolex is spelled in Japan?