This is a video of Emmanuel the unruly emu consistently ruining his caretaker’s attempts to make education videos about the animals at Knuckle Bump Farms in South Florida (which I really feel should not be capitalized). Oh, Emmanuel. You know, he reminds me a lot of myself when my girlfriend

Staking claim as the rightful owners of the beach (and justifiably so), this is a video of a couple large sea lions chasing humans off their sand in La Jolla, California. Just look at those human meatbags run! Clearly, this is a local’s only beach. Now if only those sea

In cue the Benny Hill theme news, this is video of a police chase starring an out-of-shape officer jogging after a kid, who quickly rounds a corner and climbs a drainpipe onto the top of a building. But when the officer turns the corner he’s nowhere to be found, and

Note: Full-res version HERE. This is a world map created by Preply (link includes all the explanations) detailing how to express laughter online in 26 different languages. Some of them I was aware of (Thailand’s 55555 because 5 is pronounced ‘hah’), but a lot were new to me. Still, I’m

This is a video of Crocodile Hunter Jr. Robert Irwin working with a bush-stone curlew named Emily to help curtail her very conspicuous anger management issues. Now I’ve dated several Emilys in the past, and to Robert I say GOOD LUCK. And if she’s a Libra just f*cking forget about

This is a short video from TikTok user melissahand317, who spotted a wacky waving inflatable tube guy outside a liquor store who was clearly getting paid in bottles and got paid a little too well. I feel you, wacky waving inflatable tube guy — we’ve all been there. Drinking too

This is a video from Disneyland Paris of an employee snatching the ring box out of a man’s hands and ushering the couple down the stairs of a platform while dude was in the middle of making the biggest mistake of his life. *ducks frying pan* Just kidding, marriage is

This is a video from TikTok user aubrey_hepburn of a friend at her apartment causally picking up a pink pineapple candle to smell not realizing it’s lit and pouring hot wax all over her face and hair and clothes. As far as recommended ways to smell candles goes, this is