This is a short clip of English food writer and television cook Nigella Lawson putting way too much effort into the pronunciation of ‘microwave’ on her BBC Two show Cook, Eat, Repeat. She pronounces it like ‘meecrow-wahvey.’ That’s weird. That’s like people jokingly calling Target, Tarjay or JCPenny, Jacques Penne.

Seen here looking like he’s trying to punish his teeth, this is a worthwhile video of Joseph of Joseph’s Machines demonstrating his latest creation: a series of Rube Goldberg machines designed to construct and feed him a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The whole thing is so complex it’s hard

This is a video of a chef proving he knows his way around a knife by quickly turning an English cucumber into a slinky by precisely dicing two sides of it. Granted that doesn’t look like a slinky I’d want to play with down the stairs, but impressive nonetheless. For