This is going to bother me all day.
Say What Now?: English Television Cook’s Pronunciation Of ‘Microwave’

This is a short clip of English food writer and television cook Nigella Lawson putting way too much effort into the pronunciation of ‘microwave’ on her BBC Two show Cook, Eat, Repeat. She pronounces it like ‘meecrow-wahvey.’ That’s weird. That’s like people jokingly calling Target, Tarjay or JCPenny, Jacques Penne. Why’d she do that? Did she just have a stroke? Did I just have a stroke? How many fingers are you holding up because all I can see are toes.