This is the Han Solo in carbonite waffle maker manufactured and sold by Pangea ($54 on Amazon). According to the Amazon reviews, it makes very thick waffles that take extra time to cook. I’m okay with that. After all *carefully adding giant circular boobs to stick figure painting* perfection takes

This is the officially licensed Godzilla bust tissue dispenser made by Japanese company Rotary Hero. The box is designed to be displayed vertically, and the tissue next in line for use appears almost as if it’s smoke billowing from Godzilla’s mouth. I like how they spelled out GODZILLA on the

Because what good is Halloween if you can’t trick some treaters, these are the shitake mushroom flavored candy canes made and sold by Archie McPhee ($5.50 for a six-pack, regularly $6.50). Honestly, I’m not sure if I could even identify what shitake tastes like. “What about just shit?” Oh easy,

General Mills has just announced for the first time ever it’s offering a limited edition run of Lucky Charms Just Magical Marshmallows for sale to the general public (boxes have only been given away previously in contests). Each 6-ounce bag has a suggested retail price of $3.99 and will be

This is the crossover Mighty Morphin’ Power Ranger Pink Ranger x My Little Pony doll available for pre-order from Entertainment Earth ($15, shipping in October). As you can see, it’s a My Little Pony that looks like the Pink Ranger, complete with pterodactyl dinozord emblem. You know I had a

This is Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cinnadust seasoning blend, a proprietary blend of the Colonel’s eleven secret herbs and spices that’s allegedly the same crack cocaine they top the cereal with, except now you can liberally add the seasoning to your own ice cream and cookies without spending countless nights in

What took so long, right? These are the Star Wars Chewbacca and The Child versions of Hasbro’s Operation game (both available on Amazon for $19, Chewbacca here, The Child here). Man, what a traumatizing game that was to play as a child with existing anxiety issues. Of course new versions

These are four characters from the Dungeons & Diversity line of tabletop gaming figurines created by Strata Miniatures that feature heroes in wheelchairs. Specifically, a human druid, elf rogue, teifling cleric, and dwarf barbarian. You can get a resin or metal figurine starting at £15 (~$20), or the 3D printing