This is a video of a “driving expert” (ha — everyone behind the wheel considers themselves a driving expert) performing a turnabout on what can only be described as a road unfit for motor vehicles in the first place. My favorite part is the invisible guardrail. My hands started sweating

Because the human body is the finest machine ever crafted by the gods, this is a video of a member of the World Taekwondo Federation performing a 720° horizontal spinning kick quadruple board break. Most impressive. Could I do this? Maybe in a video game. Oh who am I kidding,

These are several videos from the identical Cline Twins showing off their very impressive synchronized hockey stick and puck spinning and catching tricks. It’s like a combination of hockey and colorguard. I wish I could do this. I’d be a more popular at parties, that’s for sure. Because right now

This is some footage from a gymnasium security camera at Liberty Benton Middle School in Ohio of custodian Joe Orians casually sinking an over-the-shoulder half-court shot with nothing but net like they grow on trees and it’s harvest season. Sure, it’s a middle school sized court, but still, I couldn’t

Note: Just watch it already, the man has a Half-Life tattoo on his arm for crying out loud. Because this is the internet, and the internet, much like an elephant’s gastrointestinal tract, never stops churning shit out much to the delight of children at the zoo, this is a surprisingly

Because it’s been the ruin of many a poor boy and God I know I’m one, this is a video from the streets of New Orleans of Doreen ‘The Queen’ Ketchens belting out an incredible ‘House Of The Rising Sun’ clarinet solo. Did anybody else get the goosebumps? I know

Seen here reminding me of the first time I wore shoes in the pool (I almost drowned), this is a video of artistic swimming world champion Kristina Makushenko casually walking a 360-degree loop underwater like she’s in an invisible hamster wheel and the law of gravity doesn’t apply to her.

This is a video of a bullwhipper whipping the paper cups three ceramic mugs are resting on out from under them so the mugs land on the table below. And from a respectable distance too! Impressive. Or at least I thought it was. But when he was reached for comment