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Just Watch It: Man Reloads Household Objects Like Video Game Guns

Note: Just watch it already, the man has a Half-Life tattoo on his arm for crying out loud.

Because this is the internet, and the internet, much like an elephant’s gastrointestinal tract, never stops churning shit out much to the delight of children at the zoo, this is a surprisingly amazing compilation video of video game environment artist and Twitter user kommanderkarl reloading everyday household objects like guns in a first-person shooter. It really is quite spectacular. Just watch it, I promise you won’t regret it, even if it is already past your bedtime. The nightmares can wait.