Splitz Bedding ‘For Lovers Who Steal Covers’ feature $85 – $210 split sheets and blanket sets so you don’t break up with your significant other because they keep stealing your covers in the middle of the night. They’re split all the way down to the very bottom, where they’re attached.

These are the almost certainly unlicensed ‘Very Long Pikachu Insect Plushes’ available from Chinese online retailer AliExpress. They cost between $21 and $90 depending on length (available in 80cm, 1.1m, 1.4m and 1.7m varieties), and seeing one (or, even worse, one of every length) on a potential lover’s bed, is

Waking up and getting out of bed: it’s the worst. Enter precious rescue pet rat Bean sleeping in her tissue box and refusing to wake up until caretaker Esther places a bowl of almond slices nearby, at which point Bean immediately stirs and gets up, ready for some treats. Honestly

This is a video from The Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institute’s Deep RelaxOcean series of guided relaxation videos, this time focusing on the movement of a deep sea vampire squid. Personally, I did not find it very relaxing. I find everything about the deep sea terrifying, and just thinking about

This is the Star Trek uniform inspired bedding created by Character World. Available only in twin size for an extra challenge while making all the love you’re definitely about to while wearing prosthetic Vulcan ears, there’s a blue Star Trek: Discovery command set available on Amazon (~$35), as well as

These are several shots of the Nightmare Before Christmas inspired wooden bed handcrafted by UK-based Free Range Designs.  Pretty sweet, right?  I’ll be the first to admit when I first saw Nightmare Before Christmas when it first came out I was not that into it.  I’ll also be the first