This is a video of a chef proving he knows his way around a knife by quickly turning an English cucumber into a slinky by precisely dicing two sides of it. Granted that doesn’t look like a slinky I’d want to play with down the stairs, but impressive nonetheless. For

This is a short video of a girl challenging her dad to remove a $5 bill from beneath a bottle of hand sanitizer without moving the bottle. His method — genius. I wish I could say I’d be just as clever when faced with the same challenge, but knowing me

This is a video of a skateboarder wiping out after a jump and making the smoothest tumbling backflip-like recovery I’ve ever seen in my 800+ years on this planet. “Dammit, not with the undead warlock shit again.” I’ll have you know the skateboard was invented two days after I turned

This is a video of self-assured cardistry practitioner notseano smoothly boomeranging a card behind his back and returning it to the deck in his other hand. Pretty slick. For reference, the only thing I can do with playing cards is consistently lose poker hands. And speaking of poker hands *jokingly

This is a video of guitar god Stevie Ray Vaughan performing a guitar switch mid ‘Look At Little Sister’ at an Austin, Texas concert in 1989 after breaking a string, continuing his solo with only six strings, then smoothly making the switch with guitar tech René Martinez like a hot

This is a video of five time Olympic gold medalist swimmer Katie Ledecky swimming a lap while balancing a glass of chocolate milk on her head to participate in the TikTok Got Milk? challenge, and not the WTF World Do We Live In? challenge like you might have expected. Her