Come on, no knife?!
Tasteful Skull Themed Kitchen Utensils

It’s a well documented fact that skulls make everything cooler. As you may or may not know, I’m somewhat of a skull collector myself. I don’t actually own any real ones, but I’m not foolish enough to keep evidence after battling a mortal enemy to the death. Please don’t put me on a list. These are the skull themed kitchen utensils available from Suck UK. Constructed of stainless steel, they’re available individually in (from left to right) sugar spoon, pickle fork, bar spoon, serving spoon, spatula, and tongs. They’re all $15 except the sugar spoon, which is $8. I only bought the sugar spoon because it’s all I can afford and I’m going to complain about the dribbling every time I try to eat cereal with it, which will be at least three times a day (I’m a huge cereal guy).