If you thought you had a bad Valentine’s Day, this is some apartment lobby security cam footage of TikTok user chemaelgoofy trying to bring flowers, a balloon, and chocolate covered strawberries into the building, when his balloon gets stuck in the door, and things quickly unravel from there, leaving him

This is a 60-second (almost quadruple the average human’s attention span) sweded remake of Alien, as shot by the filmmakers at Canada’s Folks Films. They did a good job, and I would watch a full-length version if they made one. Granted I wouldn’t pay full ticket price to see it

This is some dashcam footage from a car that pulls over onto the curb at an intersection to make room for an ambulance approaching from behind, which proceeds to pass and drive through the intersection, neatly depositing a gurney in the middle on its way across. Thankfully, there was not

Presumably demonstrating where the phrase bumping uglies originated, this is a video of two slugs getting it on. Or maybe they’re doing battle, it’s really hard to tell. What was not hard to tell was just how aroused my roommate got watching the video. I had to minimize the window

Because some people on the internet are sicker than others, this is another music video from Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously), this time reimagining Disturbed’s angsty ‘Down With The Sickness’ into a doo-wop ditty (ditty dum ditty do). I’m really not sure what to even say except OH AH

This is a video of Uncle Ike the sulcata tortoise loving on an only hours-old newborn baby goat. How precious is that? Such cuties. Unfortuantely, when reached for comment about the heartwarming moment, the hare said Ike would still have to forfeit the race for not showing up.  Thanks

Because it’s well known that curiosity cleaned the cat, this is a video of a precious kitty discovering the magic of an automated hand soap dispenser. Or, in this case, an automated paw soap dispenser. “Meow.” I thought you’d like that. Now let’s go raise heck and shred some curtains!

This is a video of some mammatus clouds (from Latin mamma meaning udder or breast, so boobclouds) spotted in Casa Grande, Córdoba, Argentina. Freaky deaky! But do they rain whole milk or 2%? Per the person filming: “Late Saturday afternoon the sky was covered with these unusual clouds that made