These are several shots and a video of a leucistic raccoon (previously: a leucistic penguin) taken by photographer Kendra Smith outside her home that she submitted to the Oregon Department Of Fish And Wildlife. What makes it leucistic instead of albino? Because it doesn’t lack all pigment, hence its black

Because everyone gets hangry, this is a video from Victoria, Australia of Wallace the steer trying to move in on a donkey pal’s food and that donkey deciding now is not the time to be pals and donkey-kicking at Wallace to keep him — wait for it — at bray.

This is a video of professional beekeeper Erika Thompson of Texas Beeworks demonstrating her technique for removing and relocating an entire bee colony that’s been living under the floor of an outdoor shed for over two years. Wait — no protective gear? Haven’t you seen My Girl?! Seriously though, we

In I’m out of breath just watching news, this is a compilation video of athletes (I’m pretty sure softball players) all running at 19+MPH on a treadmill. For reference, I don’t think I’ve ever run at even 10MPH, and the fastest I’ve ever run on my treadmill is laying on

This is a video of a sleeping cat snoring into one of those little voice-changing microphones. Did you forget this is the internet? This is the internet. The sound it makes sounds like a fart you really thought was going to be silent but had an agenda of its own

This is a video of Youtuber PressTube testing the durability of different thicknesses of bulletproof glass with an industrial shredder. Unsurprisingly, while the glass may be bulletproof, it does not prove to be as shredproof as the ninja turtles, although the 40mm thick glass (seen above) doesn’t go down without

Dream it, and you can achieve it. Even if that dream is a James Bond short made entirely with cheesy stock footage. Would I watch a feature length version? Just like my mom’s spaghetti and meatballs, I will take as much of this as you’re willing to make. 

Because everybody’s used their time in quarantine differently (unless you’ve only played video games and eaten ridiculously high sodium microwavable meals, in which case, twinsies), this is a video of Youtuber Kevin Parry performing a very clever stop motion trampoline routine. I only wish I could have been there to