In what is hands-down the most British things I’ve seen in a while, this is a 1974 clip from BBC Nationwide of Michael Barrat interviewing snail aficionado Christopher Hudson and his beer-loving giant African snail, Boozy. Honestly, I thought it was a Monty Python skit at first, and I’m still

This is some security cam footage from an electronics store in Fujian, China, starring a woman who chews through the security cord of an iPhone 14 Plus in order to steal it. The woman managed to leave the store with the phone, but set off the security alarm in the

Note: Keep your volume in check, loud laughing door. This is a video of a squeaky door that, when opened and hits its door stop, cackles like an evil witch. Obviously, this is not the sound you want to hear when you’re housesitting a haunted mansion. Or anytime, really, because

This is a video of Joseph of Joseph’s Machines (previously) demonstrating the elaborate alarm clock and human car wash was he constructed to get him out of bed, washed, dressed, and out the door in just under two minutes. That’s impressive. For reference, it generally takes me about six hours

This is a video of a man who was pulled over in Norfolk, Nebraska, with a Watusi bull named Howdy Doody riding shotgun in a former police-use Crown Victoria, which had been modified to accommodate the beast for Nebraska’s BIG RODEO Parade, where it was awarded best car entry and

This is a video of a performer attempting some sort of trampoline dunk during a basketball game halftime show and accidentally dunking himself, managing to squeeze his body through the hoop just in time to avoid the next dunker behind him. What a halftime show! Sure, I prefer somebody attempting

This is a video of two dudes performing a couple different tricks that involve sharing each other’s legs. Me? I don’t share my legs with anybody, not even my girlfriend. “Whatever, they’re chicken legs anyways.” Honey! “What?” I told you, I’m going to stop skipping leg day! Keep going for

Serving as definitive proof that aliens, are, in fact, among us, this is some video of a deep sea glass squid (Taonius borealis) captured by researchers aboard the NOAA Ship Okeanos Explorer using a remotely operated vehicle near the Aleutian Islands. Just look at that thing! The way it opens