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Man Pulled Over In Nebraska With A Bull Riding Shotgun

This is a video of a man who was pulled over in Norfolk, Nebraska, with a Watusi bull named Howdy Doody riding shotgun in a former police-use Crown Victoria, which had been modified to accommodate the beast for Nebraska’s BIG RODEO Parade, where it was awarded best car entry and a ton of actual bullsh!t on the rear door and window. I especially like how the custom license plate is BOY & DOG, like this guy bought the bull from a shifty man in a trench coat who swore it was a Great Dane.