In we know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two news, this is a video of a peacock that was clearly feeling a little — wait for it — peckish and scratched the everliving shit out of a car door trying to battle itself. I particularly

This is a simultaneously relaxing and absolutely terrifying 10-minute video from an unmanned deep sea rover filming a variety of the freaky deaky lifeforms swimming around in the ocean’s depths. Just watch the video and try to tell me aliens aren’t among us. Because they are. They might wear human

Because squirrels don’t act so erratic due to nut energy alone, this is a video of a tree rat getting its daily dose of caffeine via a Pepsi fountain drink dispenser. According to one of the guys you can hear in the video: “Dude, he does that every day.” Wow.

Because some people are sicker than others, this is a video of 34-year old Brazilian daredevil Rafael Zugno Bridi setting some sort of record (presumably making his mother worry the most) by slacklining between two hot air balloons at an altitude of 6,131-feet. For reference, a mile is 5,280 feet,

This is a video of a dumpster rolling down the street when it sees a friend hanging out by the side of the road and convinces it to join it on its journey to freedom. How about that! And here we thought dumpsters were just giant unfeeling metal boxes filled

This is a video from a Casper, Wyoming mechanic who had a hoarder bring her Scion xB in to have a nonfunctioning window repaired. If only she’d been hoarding working windows instead of trash. Seriously though, hoarding disorder is a real thing, and it makes me sad. And, at least

For those of you wondering what some of my worst nightmares look like, this is a video of professional spelunker and TikTok user stickfigureboy99 contorting his body into the incredibly tiny entrance to a cave. I’m sorry, but if that’s the only way to access a cave, I feel like

This is some dashcam footage from a semi traveling on Interstate 80 near Norwalk, Ohio of a speeding snowplow absolutely hurling snow and ice into oncoming traffic, damaging cars and causing an accident in the process. Per the trucker filming while I order some sexy lady mudflaps for my Explorer: