Captain, freaky deaky levels are at max!
10 Minutes Of Deep Sea Aliens: WTF Is That?!

This is a simultaneously relaxing and absolutely terrifying 10-minute video from an unmanned deep sea rover filming a variety of the freaky deaky lifeforms swimming around in the ocean’s depths. Just watch the video and try to tell me aliens aren’t among us. Because they are. They might wear human masks and convince me to have sex with them from time to time to learn about abnormal human biology, but will you look at a rash for me? It’s– “Let me guess, out of this world?” Haha, I knew there was a reason I fell in love with you all those years ago. And it starts with “We are” and ends with “both stupid.”