This is a video captured by Twitter user jamie amalea pappas of two turtles playing in a pond, with one slapping the other’s face while swimming backwards, taunting it. We all have that friend. Or, should I say, we all had that friend before we finally read a self help book that gave us the emotional firepower necessary to cut the toxic people out of our lives, blocked their number, then poured sugar in their gas tank a month later. Remember: Revenge is a dish best served cold, with a whole 4-pound bag of Domino granulated sugar for dessert.

easily the funniest thing I’ve seen happen all year. pic.twitter.com/LLwXdxMT0r

— jamie amalea pappas (@jamieamalea) April 30, 2022

Thanks again to JustA, who, for three tips in a day, receives a URANIUM STAR STICKER THAT GLOWS EVEN IN DAYLIGHT, and my undying love and affection. The sticker is probably what she really wants though.