This is a very short video of a giraffe demonstrating its technique for reaching ground-level food. In this case, grass. You know I’ve eaten my fair share of grass before, and I honestly don’t see what all these animals like it so much. It doesn’t even taste good and just always makes me pukey. Still, this giraffe’s finesse is most impressive. Kinda reminds me of how I can pee standing six feet away from any urinal. “And make any in?” Haha, now I never said that.

I’ve never wondered how a Giraffe eats grass before, but this is majestic! pic.twitter.com/9pjbTugdKm

— Daniel Holland (@DannyDutch) October 12, 2020

Thanks to Christina D, who agrees life, uh, finds a way.