I haven't even touched my toes since middle school.
WTF!: Contortionist Demonstrates Incredible Body-Bending Routine

This is a short video of a contortionist performing a series of moves and poses that almost made me forget his upper body is connected to his lower body. Or is it?! Dum dum dum! He begins with some flips where his feet and hands touch the ground simultaneously, and only ramps up the routine from there. I think it’s safe to say Cirque du Soleil will be calling, and they’ll probably want me to pay for breaking their trapeze during a high-flying erotic circus act, which I’ll refuse.