Because soon we’ll just be huffing Cool Ranch scented air bags, Frito-Lay has confirmed that due to inflation they’re decreasing the weight of their regular-sized bags of Doritos from 9.76 oz to 9.25 oz in order to still sell them at the same price. That’s about five less chips per bag. Now I don’t know about you, but I’ve probably already written about a hundred angry emails today to both Mr. Frito AND Lay demanding they return those chips to my bag and swallow the loss themselves. Have I not suffered enough?! You filthy bastards.
Thanks to Michael S, who agrees we should revolt.