This is a chart detailing what job markets are likely to be impacted the greatest by the use of new artificial intelligence automation tools. Well, at least according to the number crunchers at Visual Capitalist, who may in fact by AI programs themselves. Is it accurate? I have no clue. But *propping feet up on toilet paper roll dispenser in stall in preparation for a nap* at least it looks like people who aren’t even sure what they do at work are safe for the time being. My complete lack of skills and ass-backwards way of doing things you can’t teach a computer.

Because everybody uses their spare time differently (I have no spare time), this is a video of Youtuber Chris Makes Stuff constructing a hubless, electric penny farthing bike. The hubless design is cool, but the motorization is a must — pedaling is one of my least favorite part of riding a bike, second only to getting hit by cars. Could you imagine if Chris could travel back in time to the 1880’s with his bike? He’s get all the 19th century ladies! Full disclosure: I know nothing about 19th century ladies besides the giant hoop skirts. But who can’t help falling in love with a time traveler?

This is a video of concert organist Felix Hell performing a tribute to Johann Sebastian Bach on the largest musical instrument in the world, the Boardwalk Hall Auditorium pipe organ in Atlantic City, New Jersey. The organ contains 33,451 pipes, weighs over 150 tons, and is also the loudest instrument in the world, with its Grand Ophicleide organ stop described by Guinness World Records as “a pure trumpet note of ear-splitting volume, more than six times the volume of the loudest locomotive whistle.” Damn! Still, when awarding the record for the largest instrument in the world, I can’t help but feel like they omitted the obvious winner. “Please don’t say your skin flute.” My skin flute. It affects the tides you know.

Because teamwork makes the dream work (or so I’ve heard — all my team projects in school usually failed and I got accusatory peer-evaluations), this is a short video of a group of turtles coming to the rescue of another that’s found itself floundering upside-down in a pond. Did Michelangelo get too high and attempt an ill-fated barrel roll? Probably. He also probably got an earful from Donatello afterwards. *hugs falcon, chugs ooze* That Donny, such a buzzkill.

Thanks to Allyson, who agrees this video is proof that turtles are more considerate than 80% of people.

Because when in doubt, smack it with a hammer (that’s one of my mottos), this is a video of authorities at a school in China breaking smartphones to warn students not to use the devices on campus. Apparently students have to turn in their phones when they reach school grounds, and any phones found on students will be smashed with a hammer and drowned in a water bucket. Allegedly, both the students and their parents consented to these rules, and the phones smashed in the demonstration were defective. Of course it looks like the smashing is being done behind a small wall and students can’t even see them anyways, so I’m not sure why they needed to use real phones at all. Dude could have just pretended to play Wack-A-Mole for a few seconds, and the students would have gotten the picture. That picture being one on the cover of a brochure for a different school, just to be clear.

This is a delightful little compilation of people getting tricked by a haunted doll prank in which somebody manipulates a doll or stuffed animal with fishing line, much to the horror of their prankee. That lady who fell out of her chair and smashed a table and performed the sign of the cross — she knew this was the devil’s work. The devil just so happened to be her son. Also, pretty sure that last dude broke his MacBook, and I will be subtracting points for execution for the person who used white string instead of fishing line. Don’t be lazy, do it right.

Yeah dawg I would’ve tore down whatever was in my way to get out that house pic.twitter.com/g3OWYaTQOb

— Sesame Chiccen (@Loccdawggg) March 17, 2024