Because friendships are hard and you often have to choose sides, this is a video of a small pack of dogs rolling up on a gate to bark at the dog who lives there, when one of them jumps through the gate and starts barking at its own crew. Some loyalty! For reference, my dogs would sell me out for the smallest treat. Not even a treat, but anything that remotely looks like a treat, like a leaf or piece of cardboard. They’re loyal only to their own stomachs. If I died in my apartment they’d have already started eating me the day before, no question.

Thanks to my dad, who agrees dogs are crazy.

This is a video of if-not-already then soon-to-be government watchlister QUINT Builds constructing and demonstrating his knife throwing gun. The gun throws knives like a human (flipping them instead of shooting them straight like a bullet), and uses an infrared laser to calculate target distance and create a throwing solution to accurately stab the target. Impressive! In the video he successfully sticks 10 knives in a row between two targets of different distances. Obviously, I need one of these. Now I know you’re not supposed to bring a knife to a gunfight, but what about a knife throwing gun? I’ll be back as a ghost with the answer!

To celebrate the 35th anniversary of the rickrolling hit (and sell some roadside assistance in the process), Rick Astley teamed up with AAA Insurance to create a scene-for-scene remake of the music video for ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ as an ad for the insurance giant. This is that video. Wow, is nothing sacred anymore? For shame, AAA, I guess I’ll be thumbing a ride the next time my car breaks down.

This is a video of DOOM being played inside of DOOM. What a time to be alive! Wait, am I? Hard to tell sometimes. I think so? Some details about just what the hell is going on and how to do it yourself:

I have found a code execution exploit in the original DOS Doom 2 and ported a Chocolate Doom to it. And then Chocolate Heretic.
Attention: This does only work on the original DOS Doom2 version, no GZDoom or other source ports. This is a good thing as you don’t want code execution exploit on modern systems. People would abuse it to spread malicious code.
DOS version is available on Steam and you can use DosBox emulator to run it.
Copy kgdid.wad to the directory where you have doom2.exe and then in DosBox start it with command “doom2 -file kgdid.wad”.
(Copy other files too if you want to try them. Game injection has to be renamed to doomsav4.dsg)

The pinnacle of human gaming achievement: we’ve finally reached it. I’m not going to lie, I thought the view would be a lot more beautiful from up here, but it appears we’re just standing on the seat of a public toilet. Hey — text this number, I could use a good time.

This is a video of a headless statue in a graveyard that, from the right angle, appears to be a penis WITH a head. How about that! Schrödinger’s wiener. My dad sent me this by the way — clearly the man knows quality content when he sees it. Now you know where I get it from.

Thanks to my dad, who agrees this artist clearly had ivision.

This is a video of a Cheetah family trying to make off with Scottish wildlife videographer Gordon Buchanan’s jacket. Gordon had been following the South African Cheetah family on foot and documenting their lives for the past year, so it makes sense to me why they’d want something to remember him by. Hey — way better your jacket than your femur, Gordon.