Because apparently fire sales are a real thing, this is a video of a Maryland Walmart in the process of blazing it up real good. Was it 4:20? In my mind it was. I like how that one lady comes down the aisle pushing her cart like she was completely oblivious to the inferno burning two aisles away. Or maybe Walmart fires are a regular thing and people are just used to them, like how my friends are used to me making a French exit whenever we go out to the bars. *shrug* I hate saying goodbyes, and I don’t like telling people where I’m going because they always get upset when I’m honest and say their mom’s house for a nightcap.

This is a drone flythrough of Tesla’s new Giga Berlin manufacturing plant, where it’s begun production of its Model Y electric vehicles. Pretty cool. As cool as you? Nothing is as cool as you, where’d you get your jacket I want one just like it. So Tesla already have a Model X and Model Y, when’s the inevitable Model Z coming out? And, perhaps most importantly, is it going to come standard with a passenger side ejector seat? Dammit, this was supposed to be the future, Elon, and you’re doing it wrong. Stop surrounding yourself with yes men and hire me, a real HELL NO GUY.

This is a video of a woman performing the ol’ hot dog trick, catching a massive fish on her hand (aka noodling) with a cold wiener. Look at the size of that thing! I like how she checks to see if her hand is still at the end of her arm afterwards. I would have done the same thing. Then mounted that fish and demanded it swim me straight to Atlantis. “But I can’t survive in salt water,” I imagine it telling me while I politely remind it that it’s gonna try anyways or I’m having a fish fry tonight.

@oldrowoutdoors The ol’ hot dog trick! #fishingtips #fishingchallenge ♬ original sound – Old Row Outdoors

Thanks to JustA, who agrees you can catch just about anything with a hot dog.

This is a video of a cute romp (or levy or lodge) of otters reacting to a human vacuuming, chasing and retreating from the sucking attachment as it’s operated. How precious. You know, these otters actually remind me a lot of myself. “Watching somebody else vacuum and doing no work yourself?” I LIFT MY FEET. I’m not an animal.

This is a video of a Chevy Camaro doing donuts around a Dodge Charger Hellcat when, unsurprisingly, it crashes into the jelly-filled center of that donut. Wow, who would have thought a very amateur driver who probably doesn’t even know how to use their turn signals wouldn’t be able to handle their vehicle in a burnout? I’m as shocked as you are. *shrug* Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Speaking of — step right up, folks, the more Tide Pods you can eat, the harder I’ll punch you.

This is another Blink-182 inspired cover by musician Alex Melton (previously), this time performing Rick Astley’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’. Did you never ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ was actually written about alcohol? I just made that up. Believable though. Honestly, this isn’t my favorite Blink-182 inspired cover that Alex has done. Maybe because the song doesn’t really lend itself to the band’s style. Or maybe because I’m jaded. Or maybe I’m just not in the mood, like my girlfriend after I attempt another chili cheese dog eating personal best like I do four nights a week.