Because children (and most adults, honestly) are often ignorant to the ways of the world, this is a video of a dog showing a puppy where the doggy door is so it stops scratching at the sliding glass human door and can let itself inside and outside whenever it needs to. So, do you think the puppy remembered the doggy door on its own next time? Because if it’s anything like my dogs, not at all, and pooped on the carpet instead of the hardwood.

Thanks again to JustA, who has so many gold star stickers now she could probably cover our bedroom ceiling with constellations.

This is a video of iron-fisted Abheesh P. Dominic setting the world record for most coconuts smashed by hand in one minute with a very respectable 122. That’s just more than two a second! Wow wow wow. Obviously, if you open a beachfront pina colada bar, you definitely want Abheesh in the back cracking those nuts, and me in the front shirtless pouring body shots from the dent in my chest down my hairy gut into the sticky tequila pond forming in my belly button. Wait, what? Yeah, that’s right. Ladies? Dudes with handlebar mustaches?

This is a video from TikTok user curlykaylaa’s home security cam of an electricity pole outside her house having a meltdown. It starts its tantrum in the sky, but eventually takes the fight to the street right behind Kaylaa’s car. Don’t worry though, Kaylaa, Farmers has seen a thing or two. Also, I like that little electric spark you can see traveling from the home to the pole at around 0:34. Honestly, I’m surprised we also didn’t see anybody rushing outside in their pajamas. What’s the matter with people, does nobody want superpowers anymore?

@curlykaylaa #mycar ♬ original sound – Makayla

Note: TikTok video HERE in case the embed doesn’t like your browser.

Thanks again to JustA, who agrees it’s impressive how long the lights stayed on in those homes.

This is another compilation video created by Trekkie John DiMarco (previously), this time assembling all the live long and prospers and Vulcan salutes seen in the franchise, from The Original Series to Prodigy. Interesting, apparently there was no living long or prospering in Deep Space 9. Or for any red shirts in any of the series. Personally, if I were a red shirt I would have torn that shirt off and taken my chances running around bare chested yelling “I’m an alien love making machine sent from the future to pleasure the galaxy!” but that’s where Gene Roddenberry and I never saw eye to eye.

This is a video of a Gilbert, Arizona poodle out for a Sunday drive and living its best life riding shotgun in an old Lexus SC 430, letting the wind shape its mane like a rocket in a wind tunnel. Live your best life — that’s the message here. We only get one, you might as well make it the absolute best you can. TL;DR I just bought a convertible. “Mid life crisis?” Realistically more like 9/10ths life crisis.

@rachelbentleyy Casual Sunday afternoon drive #dogsofttiktok #convertible #fyp #funny #ridingdirty #arizona #gilbertaz #doglife ♬ original sound – ✨Just vibe✨

Note: TikTok video HERE in case the embed doesn’t work for you.

Thanks to JustA, who usually drives (making me the dog) while I copilot and answer any questions we have by looking them up on my phone.

This is a video of Slow Mo Guys Gav and Dan shooting a Newton’s Cradle desktop physics toy and filming the action in ultra slow motion. The resulting footage may surprise you, especially if you expected to see anything but a Newton’s Cradle getting shot in ultra-slow motion. No bikini babes and hunks here! A shame, I know. Anyway, because the ball bearings are significantly harder than the bullet, the bullet shatters on impact, with the Newton’s Cradle eventually sent flying as a result of the impact. Science! Science? I don’t know, maybe just shooting stuff.

KEep going for the video, but skip to 9:40 unless you plan on living forever.