This is a video of a worker slipping and falling off a roof carrying a load over one shoulder and landing perfectly on his feet. Is he a cat? Maybe. As far as falling off a roof goes, things certainly could have gone a lot worse. But, minus not falling off in the first place, not much better. I mean unless this is was the accident that made him realize he had wings. And not angel wings either, just to be clear.

What area did that guy just unlock????
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Thanks to my dad, who agrees you should always hope for a soft landing.

This is a video of pool trick shot artist Florian “Venom” Kohler (crazy, I never would have pegged him for a Venom) discussing his skills, and demonstrating how to make a few shots. Florian, the proud recipient of numerous Guinness World Records, estimates he’s invented over 10,000 new tricks, most of which are different variations of sting, machine gun, and satellite shots. That’s cool. So, if you ever see Florian in a pool hall DO NOT challenge him to a trick shot contest unless you want to lose all your money. The man knows his way around a pool table. Around an actual pool? I’d school this fool at Marco Polo.

This is a video of Otis the tamandua anteater at the San Diego Zoo showing off his 16-inch tongue as he grabs some grubs at the bottom of a giant clear straw. Damn, that tongue is wild. Could you imagine if you had a tongue like that? I can’t. I mean how could you keep it out of other people’s drinks at the bar? I wish I had a tongue like that.

@sandiegozoo Ain't nobody tryna see you Otis (yes they are) #tamandua #animalsoftiktok #sandiegozoo ♬ original sound – San Diego Zoo

Back before Bryan Cranston was a New Mexico drug manufacturer, he was the father of a dysfunctional California family in Malcolm In The Middle. And this is a compilation of 47 movie references featured in the show, played side-by-side with the movie they reference, as compiled by filmmaker Zamir A. Hernandez. A full list with timestamps to take up a lot of space:

00:00 – Fight Club (1999)
00:04 – Risky Business (1983)
00:06 – Psycho (1960)
00:14 – The Shining (1980)
00:16 – Forrest Gump (1994)
00:18 -Say Anything (1989)
00:25 – Pet Sematary (1989)
00:33 – Charriots of Fire (1981)
00:39 – Men In Black (1997)
00:47 -The Matrix (1999)
00:50 – THX (1971)
00:54 – Gremlins (1984)
00:58 – Peanuts tv show (1950 – 2000)
01:00 – Godzilla (1954)
01:06 – Titanic (1997)
01:09 – A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)
01:12 – Final Destination (2000)
01:21 – Aliens (1986)
01:24 – Classic Kung fu movies
01:27 – The Karate Kid (1984)
01:30 – The Shining (Book)
01:32 – The Lone Ranger (1949-1957)
01:36 – Rambo First Blood (1982)
01:38 – The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
01:40 – Friday the 13th Part III (1982)
01:41 – Freaks (1932)
01:43 – Star Trek (1966-1969)
01:46 – Halloween H20 (1998)
01:49 – Stuart Little (1999)
01:54 – 007 James Bond Moonraker (1979)
02:00 – Scarface (1983)
02:02 – 007 James Bond Moonraker (1979
02:06 – Monkey Shines (1988)
02:13 – Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
02:20 – The Godfather (1972)
02:24 – Goodfellas (1990)
02:28 – Scarface (1983)
02:24 – Goodfellas (1990)
02:32 – Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)
02:43 – Thelma & Louise (1991)
02:50 – Braveheart (1995)
02:55 – Full Metal Jacket (1987)
03:03 – Short Time (1990) Spoof to car chases scenes
03:11 – Psycho (1960)
03:14 – Pearl Harbor (2000)
03:22 – Indiana Jones Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
03:34 – Indiana Jones And the Temple of Doom (1984)

There were some real goodies in there. Zamir admits there were probably even more that he missed, but these were the ones he was able to identify on his own. I mean it’s not like he’s seen every movie. Right? You haven’t seen every movie, right? I mean the amount of erotica alone is mindblowing.

Because what could possibly go wrong (or right) with reconnecting with an old flame over a bunch of shots, this is a video of three couples of former high school sweethearts playing truth or drink. It has it all: love, betrayal, disgusting spit cups. The entire thing was very awkward to watch, which brought me great joy. Questions include why did we break up, are we still attracted to each other, what would have happened, and a variety of sexual things which I muted because my mind is as pure as a mountain river just downstream from a Bigfoot turd mining operation.

Created by the zombie apocalypse survival experts at lawncare service provider LawnLove (wait, what?), this is a US map detailing what they believe to be the best and worst cities in the US for surviving a zombie apocalypse. Zombies: they don’t f*** with Texas. Also a lot of the best and worst cities look alarmingly close to each other. Questionable metrics aside, the bigger question is whether you’d even want to survive a zombie apocalypse in the first place. Because based on all the shows and movies I’ve seen it does not look like a good time. Way too much time and energy spent not dying just to eat rats and squirrels.