Because elephants are far more kind and considerate that humans, this is a video of a pachyderm deftly picking up and returning a child’s shoe that was dropped inside its enclosure at a Chinese zoo. How about that! It’s given some grass for its trouble, which I’m sure was much appreciated. You try giving me grass as a reward and I’ll fight you. Apparently elephants love it though. Rabbits too. Humping lightning-fast as well. Rabbits, not elephants. Somebody get me a show on Animal Planet.

Thanks to JustA, who agrees earth would be a mucher better place if elephants ruled the world.