This is a very short video of a giraffe demonstrating its technique for reaching ground-level food. In this case, grass. You know I’ve eaten my fair share of grass before, and I honestly don’t see what all these animals like it so much. It doesn’t even taste good and just

This is the ‘Jetpack Pick Me Up Inflatable Costume’ created by Morph-Costumes and available on Amazon for $60. You know as a kid I figured by Halloween 2020 we’d be trick-or-treating with ACTUAL jetpacks on, blasting off from door to door to visit as many houses as possible while avoiding

This is a video of a group of second graders from Parkland Elementary School in Texas trying to maintain order and behave after their teacher gets dropped from their Zoom virtual classroom. Honestly, I probably would have started a fire because I am not very responsible without supervision. Heck *practicing

This is a video from Australia (where else?) of a large huntsman spider on a woman’s car that eventually gets picked off by a magpie while she’s filming it. I like how the spider looked like it was trying to gain access to the vehicle through the rear window, that

This is a cell phone video from Utah man and Youtuber KunKyle z of a six minute encounter he had with a mountain lion (cougar) after stumbling across some of her cubs on a trail and her deciding the offense may be punishable by death, or at least a good

Hey guys in case you couldn’t tell from the lack of internet partying I’ve been under the weather (acid rain!) the past few days and am finally feeling a little better today, but I’ll be back tomorrow full blast and we’ll shake up beers and spray each other and waste

Because who has the space for a whole tree, this is ‘The Against The Wall Christmas Tree’ available from purveyor of things nobody really needs Hammacher Schlemmer for $250. It’s available pre-lit with all white lights or multicolored. Would a full tree cost $500? We may never know. Or care.

This is a video from experimental electronic music band Electronicos Fantasticos of a member using barcodes to scratch like vinyl records. It’s surprisingly decent. It is also the sound I imagine two robots make when they’re having sex. “What about three robots?” Robots don’t have orgies. “How do you know?”