Kids: they say the darndest things. And in the case of my nephews, usually loudly and when I’m trying to watch a show or take a nap. This is a short video of a precious little boy in West Virginia (my home state — hit it, John Denver!) asking if a dragonfly is a baby helicopter. Admittedly, not a bad question. Of course it doesn’t take an adult to know dragonflies aren’t baby helicopters, but full-grown spy machines hatched by the government to spy on swamp witches and steal their magic.