Aliens came out in 1986. That’s like a million years to a butterfly, but the blink of an eye to an unde– “For the last time, you’re not an undead warlock!” You sound just like my therapist. This is a modern trailer for Aliens. Some details about the changes that

In ‘honey, have you seen the cat?’ news, this is a short promo video for the Laundry Jet, a system that sucks harder than most of my so-called friends to pull dirty clothes from a port in your bedroom to the laundry room. The ports are not for use with

This is a video of the Maytree Acapella Quintet (previously) performing the soundtrack and sound effects of Street Fighter II ENTIRELY WITH THEIR MOUTHS. Me? I only use my mouth for eating and yelling at people. They do an amazing job, and the faces they make were definitely value-add as

Because Mother Nature is a real firecracker, this is a video of a sea turtle thwarting a tiger shark’s efforts to make it into a meal by constantly turning and barrel rolling to make sure whenever the tiger shark attacks it’s presented with the full length of its unbiteable shell.

Because people are weird, this is a video of the Cedar Rapids, Iowa based Heartland Brass Quintet hanging out by the tracks and attempting to communicate with a passing train using the same notes the train blows. Was it a success? I’m not sure, I don’t understand traintalk all that

In happy ending news, these are a couple videos from marksman Robert Brantley, who was on his way to the target range when he spotted a kitten on the side of the road (presumably abandoned there by someone whose actions don’t reflect their alleged values). He proceeds to pick it

This is some footage from an aluminum extrusion line where an overpressure event causes a catastrophic and fiery failure, opening a portal to a demon dimension in the process. I….I think I’ve visited that dimension before. Not a good time. Thankfully (and amazingly), nobody was injured in the incident, which

This is a video from Disneyland Paris of an employee snatching the ring box out of a man’s hands and ushering the couple down the stairs of a platform while dude was in the middle of making the biggest mistake of his life. *ducks frying pan* Just kidding, marriage is

Because Oklahoma, this is a video of a modern cowboy lassoing a cow that got loose and was running down a busy highway in Oklahoma City. The action was captured by the ABC KOCO Sky 5 helicopter, complete with the camera operator’s commentary: “Get im, get im, get im, get

This is a video from Youtube channel DragTimes of a Tesla Model X Plaid carrying six passengers drag racing a Porsche 911 Turbo S carrying one passenger. They run two races, the first of which they throw out because the Porsche was slow off the line, but the Plaid still