Note: Volume on, overdub is value-add. This is a video from TikTok user jamieleeclitoris (real mature!), featuring footage he was able to secure from the public transit authority or Big Brother or whoever is in charge of stuff like this featuring him eating shit multiple times running to catch a

This is a video of a woman presumably auditioning for my traveling circus by simultaneously spinning hula hoops on pretty much every body part possible (including hair bun), without them all hitting each other and ruining the act. Now that’s impressive. And she makes it all look so effortless too.

Presumably to celebrate Mar10 Day yesterday, speedrunner FURiOUS (aka Matheus Furtado of Brazil) successfully completed Super Mario World in a scant 41.022 seconds, using the 0 Exit method (aka Credits Warp), which involves making a bunch of exact moves to trigger arbitrary code executions in the game, causing it warp

This is a surprisingly worthwhile video of a very impressive Hot Wheels track built with a waterpark theme, complete with waterfalls and sections where the car is actually floating like it’s in a log flume ride. Did I hold my hands up the whole time, even for the big drop

This is a computer simulation of a pallet of wood being dropped on a car to visually compare the effect of gravity on different planets in our solar system. Is it accurate? Hell if I know. It was fun to watch though. And if it is accurate, I actually learned

This is a video of an unknown ‘Arena Fighting’ MMA fighter delivering a bouquet of flowers alongside a failed head kick to his opponent during a pre-fight press conference. Why? Who knows, maybe he’s already taken one too many blows to his own head and thought this was the fight.

This is a video of a flamboyant cuttlefish (like that’s what it’s actually called, not because I think it’s doing jazz hands all the time) demonstrating its hypnotic color and pattern-changing abilities (the screencap doesn’t do it justice) while trying to signal the mothership to beam it up and return

This is a video of a man attempting to ride a kid’s slide that can only be described as completely unsafe for adults (and possibly children as well — I’m pretty sure slides are supposed to have such jagged turns and rip a piece of your coat off on the

Five college friends in Arizona launched a GoPro into space via weather balloon from the rim of the Grand Canyon, planning to track its location when it returned to earth via an attached phone’s GPS. Unfortunately, at some point during its 1 hour 38 minute trip to an altitude of

This is a video from Tiktok user victormendoza193 starring some baseball sized hail splashing down in a pool, making it look like a wave pool somebody turned up to 11. Could you even imagine getting hit by one trying to catch it on your tongue like a snowflake? *in Street