I don’t think I ever owned a Cabbage Patch Kids doll, but I did have the playhouse growing up. I got it for like my fifth birthday. This one right HERE. God, I spent so much time in there getting stung by the bees that also called it home. Enter

Soap, just like a hamburger right before you swim, is hard not to eat, especially when your mom tells you not to. And now it’s going to be even more difficult no thanks to this hamburger soap manufactured and sold by Etsy shop SnowsCutSoaps. Each $6 slider-size burger comes with

Because wherever there’s Mandalorian merchandise to be sold, there’s money to be made hand-over-fist, this is The Child Glitter Globe available from The Bradford Exchange ($90). This year’s must-have holiday decoration features Grogu in his hover crib, surrounding with swirling glitter that, at least in my mind, he generated with

Available for pre-order from McFarlane Toys (shipping in November), this is the line of The Princess Bride action figures featuring the likenesses of Westley (aka the Dread Pirate Roberts), Princess Buttercup, Inigo Montoya, and Fezzik. All the figures feature 22 moving parts for maximum articulation and Westley, Princess Buttercup and

This is a video of professional bounce juggler Kateryna Nikiforova demonstrating her skills during a very impressive routine. Did, uh, did she just hypnotize me with all those bouncing balls? Quick, tell me to do something! “The dishes like I already asked you to do over an hour ago.” Whew,

The Matrix and Rage Against The Machine’s ‘Wake Up’: it was only a matter of time until the two were married in unholy matrimony and birthed a Halloween lights display. And this is a video of that lovechild. The display starts with audio from the final scene of The Matrix,

Mother Nature: she’s wild. I could go into detail but she threatened me with murder hornets the last time I told one of her secrets. Enter this absolutely stunning footage of a female blanket octopus. You can tell it’s a female due to the species’ incredible sexual dimorphism, with females

Because nobody needs to know who I am or what I’m looking at or if I have a boogie, these are the ‘Oversized Huge Big Mask Shield Full Face Polarized Large Mirror Sunglasses’ from brand vvovvug and available on Amazon. They remind me of a motorcycle helmet visor, but with

These are a couple of shots from retailers (from the looks of it, one Walmart, one Target) where the soda reps have constructed giant Boba Fett helmets out of 12-packs of soda, including Coca-Cola, Diet Coke, Coke Zero, Dr. Pepper, and Sprite. Clearly, Boba is not a big Pepsi fan.

Because everybody needs a hobby and why not one that includes your pets, cat owner Rémy Vicarini 3D prints various helmets for his feline friend Cathode. This is a LEGO knight helmet and motorcycle helmet here, but below are videos of Rémy making a functional Iron Man helmet, bicycle helmet,