Because humanity is rapidly approaching its expiration date (use by, not best by), these are Wet Pants Denim, real jeans you can buy that make it look like you pissed yourself, but are actually dry to the touch (the illusion is created via dyeing, not to be confused with dying

This is a TikTok video from The Reptile Zoo of Fountain Valley, California starring an alligator that jumps out of its enclosure during feeding time to get its hands claws jaws at some chicken sashimi. Man…if I had a dollar for every time I escaped my enclosure for some hot

This is a video of a 3D printed SkyersJet electric ducted fan (EDF) that self destructs during a thrust test. I warned them not to turn it up to 11, but did they listen? The SkyersJet was designed to power large scale R/C aircraft or giant drones. Damn, that would

This is a video of a sign language interpreter giving the interpretation of a lifetime during a performance of Megan Thee Stallion’s very NSFW ‘WAP’ at Lollapalooza. Now I didn’t watch the video with the sound on, but I didn’t need to, those signs made it perfectly clear what was

This is a video of ABC News 20 reporter Jakob Emerson reporting from Lake Springfield in Illinois when a truck at the boat ramp behind him starts sinking, presumably because its owner forgot it was a truck and not a boat. Hey, it happens. If I had a nickel for

This is a video of a skateboarder ollieing his board through a tire while he goes over the whole thing, reconnecting with his board like two old friends on the other side. Pretty impressive. For reference, at the pinnacle of my greatest skateboarding skills I tried to ollie over a

This is a video of the Dave Brubeck Quartet’s jazz standard ‘Take Five’ performed by fellow quartet Perfect Fourth, entirely on harmonicas. Just like the stuff I get from old Mrs. Whitworth at the farmer’s market every Saturday morning, it’s a tasty jam. Would I eat it atop a slice

This is a video of skimboarder Adrien Raza blazing across a wide canal on his board with the ease of a knife through warm butter. Me? I would have fallen immediately and cut my knees up in the sand just like every other time I’ve tried skimboarding. “But there’s no

This is another visual comparison video created by MetaBallStudio (previously), this time comparing the average distance traveled in one minute by various objects in the universe, including animals, machines, planets, etc. I learned a lot by watching it. Mostly, that I’m slower than a tree sloth or Galapagos tortoise. I

Because NBC wants to remind you it’s spent a lot of time and money developing its Peacock streaming app and you should totally use it, this is a clip from Peacock’s Olympic Highlights With Kevin Hart and Snoop Dogg of the duo providing commentary for clips chosen by their producers