Because fashion died long before my childhood guinea pig, these are the very unfortunate Double Waists Cut-out Jeans created by designers Wang Wei and Tim Shi for MARRKNULL that feature one waistband at the hips and another at the ankles that limits movement so you walk like a penguin. Plus

Space like parking space, not space like outerspace, because that would be nuts. Also, a must watch. This is a video of a bachelorette party moving a car parked across the dividing line of a parking spot back across that line and into it’s own space. Some more info about

This is a video of Matthew Lewis stepping into a swamp that’s much deeper than it looks and almost making it all the way to Gungan City. Speaking of, TRUE FACT: My girlfriend and I decided to watch all the Star Wars movies in the order they were originally released

This is a video from the front left wheel well of Team Ponydrift Racing Gear’s 815 HP Nissan Silvia S14 as it slides around a racetrack at high speed. Just how far the wheel can turn in both directions — that’s wild. For reference, my car’s steering sucks so bad

Because Mother Nature dictates there must be a winner and a loser (symbiotic relationships excluded), this is a clip from National Geographic WILD of a California two-spot octopus (aka bimac) who decides mantis shrimp is on the menu tonight, but the would-be catch of the day isn’t having it, repeatedly

Proving that age isn’t anything but a number, this is a video about neighbors Benjamin Olson and Mary O’Neill, who developed a best friendship during COVID lockdown across their backyard fence despite a 97-year age gap. That’s cool, I grew pretty close to a tortoise at the zoo once and

This is a video of a street-vending chef stir-frying some noodles and performing an interpretive dance to PSY’s ‘Gangnam Style’ while twirling around with her wok. I’d be lying if I said I’d be standing as close as anybody you see in the video. I’d also be lying if I

Because all it takes is putting in the time and effort and holding yourself accountable (alternatively, just buying the fat-burning snake oil I’m selling), this is a video of Youtuber Billy Brendan recording himself planking every day over the course of a month to document his exercise and weight-loss journey.

This is Oxford University sociology graduate student Sarah Brand’s ‘Red Dress’, a song she wrote and performs along with an accompanying music video she also directed, produced, choreographed, and edited. It’s, uh, it’s a banger. I mean provided you believe everyone with the courage to sing karaoke deserves a record

This is some Ring doorbell cam footage of a recycling truck eating a family’s recycling bin, presumably after deeming the bin itself suitable for recycling. Me? I’m never sure if I’m supposed to put my yogurt cups in the recycling or not. It looks like the truck actually malfunctioned based