Children: it’s fun to pretend they’re just tiny old people which is really what they are so it isn’t even that hard to pretend. You could have the worst imagination and it would still be easy. Enter the False Teether from Fred and available from Firebox. It’s a teething ring

Because you’re not going to win a jump rope competition with some boring standard jumping, this is a video of a jump roper pulling out all the stops and doing some sort of push-up-to-double-splits trick. Impressive! For reference, when the pandemic started I told myself I was going to slowly

This is a 90-minute mixtape of classic/popular hip hop song medleys (unfortunately no rapping) reimagined with medieval style instrumentation by Beedle The Bardcore. Artists include Wu Tang Clan, Eminem, The Notorious B.I.G., Nas, Dr. Dre and Snoop Dog, 2Pac, Outkast and more. Obviously, I plan on looping the mixtape at

Sharks: everyone is afraid of them, and people who aren’t are liars. Enter these 12-foot great white shark models created and sold by Etsy shop Cakeboard Designs. Made from fiberglass and resin, they’re available in both hanging ($1,400) and standing ($1,600) models, and will make the perfect addition to your

Dream it, and you can achieve it. They aren’t words that I live by anymore, but it is advice I dispense every opportunity I get for those who haven’t become jaded and given up hope yet. Not too long ago I thought stacking 518 Jenga pieces on top of a

Because why do the heavy lifting if you don’t have to, this is a short video of a very festive Christmas lights display on one house, and a neighbor’s ‘DITTO’ follow up. Classic. I know I’ve seen this sort of thing before but I can’t remember where because my brain

In hey, maybe it’s time to invest in a mailbox news, this is a video of a little white pupper who absolute destroys everything that comes through the front door’s mail slot, completely thrashing it until the bill goes unpaid and you wonder why your water is getting shut off

This is a video of young Liam getting a loose tooth pulled with a NERF gun shot after his dad tells him he’ll hand him the gun so he can pull the trigger when he’s ready, but then pulls the trigger himself as soon as the string is tied. Did

This is a video of ex-NASA engineer Mark Rober’s Glitter Bomb 3.0 being opened by random package thieves, who believe they’ve just stolen a fancy pair of noise-canceling headphones. This year’s bomb includes ultra-fine glitter, fart spray, sound effects (e.g. “Merry Christmas ya filthy animal.” from Home Alone) and light

Slow motion: hands down one of my favorite motions besides *pats waterbed, winks* the motion of the ocean. This is a video of Gav of the Slow-Mo Guys carefully placing 1,000 mousetraps covered with dry paint pigment, then setting them all off in a glorious chain reaction, all filmed in