Jonathan the tortoise, who’s lived at the governor’s residence on St. Helena (1,200 miles off the southwestern coast of Africa in the middle of vast ocean) since 1882, just celebrated what is believed to be his 190th birthday — although he could be even older. Honestly, he doesn’t look a

Because curiosity is the name of the game, this is a video of Frederic the feline squeezing his mass into a clear tube atop his photographer human Nils Jacobi’s bed. He makes it all the way to the end, and, realizing there’s no Fancy Feast at the end of the

This is some helmetcam footage from a mountain biker who unknowingly begins chasing a bear down the trail he’s on, with the bear hauling ass to get away from the wheeled demon behind it. Then he crashes his bike, presumably giving the bear time to set up an ambush further

Meet Flossie, a tortoiseshell cat from Orpington, England, who, just ahead of her 27th birthday, has been recognized as the world’s oldest living cat. Not bad, Flossie, but if you plan on taking the oldest cat in the world record you better still have plenty of years left in you,

Ready to keep you company whenever you JurASSic Park yourself on the toilet (I’m an idiot and fully aware) to take care of business and do some light Instagram scrolling comes this molded resin velociraptor toilet paper holder. Available on Amazon (affiliate link, also available in t-rex, pic below), this

This is a video highlighting the lives of Otter and Bunny, who were adopted by Caroline Grace of Baby Kitten Rescue after they were abandoned by their mother. Both cats have underdeveloped front legs that end around the elbows, but Otter also has a hole in his skull and needs

This is a video of Potato the Corgi running circles in the snow of her new backyard in Aurora, Colorado, after moving from California where she never got to experience snow. What a cutie! Are they the most perfect circles I’ve ever seen run? Of course not, but they’re far

Randimals are 15″ stuffed animals that feature the likenesses of two different animals combined. Available on Amazon (affiliate link), they’re available in a number of combinations, including Hork (horse + shark), Zangaroo (zebra + kangaroo), and B-Rex (bee + t-rex). The combinations are limitless! Just kidding, they only produce the