Ready to keep you company whenever you JurASSic Park yourself on the toilet (I’m an idiot and fully aware) to take care of business and do some light Instagram scrolling comes this molded resin velociraptor toilet paper holder. Available on Amazon (affiliate link, also available in t-rex, pic below), this particular raptor is obviously not a clever girl or she wouldn’t be living in your bathroom. That poor, poor bathroom. Seriously, light a match. Or better yet a bonfire.