World records: there’s one for everything. Even the number of empty cans stuck to your face with suction. How do I know those cans are regulation?! The newest record of 9 cans was set by 31-year old Shunichi Kanno, who beat Jamie “Canhead” Keeton’s previous record of 8. Wow, only 31 years young and already he’s accomplished so much more than I have. I’m a failure! “Don’t say that.” But it’s true. “It is true, but you still shouldn’t say it.” Is it also true you are what you eat? “You’re cardboard, aren’t you?” Not anymore!