This is a video from WIRED of New York City high school english teacher Andrew Marzoni grading a series of assignments written by the artificial intelligence writing tool ChatGPT. Unsurprisingly if you’ve ever used ChatGPT, it does a decent job (especially considering it would take a student all of five

This is some footage from the 2017 Iowa State Fair’s husband calling contest, in which wives compete by calling their husbands. Not on the phone, mind you — by yelling. The winner takes home a ribbon, five bucks, but, most importantly, bragging rights, which are invaluable. I may not have

This is a video highlighting beautiful 15-year old long-haired calico Akkodha, who can say ‘okay’ in English. For reference, my cats can’t say anything that I understand, although their eyes speak volumes. Mostly about hatred and destruction. I’m not convinced Akkodha knows what she’s saying though, because I have the

This is a clip from the 2018 (those were different times, weren’t they?) Miss World pageant of all the contestants introducing themselves in alphabetically order when they get to Miss France Eva Colas and she produces a hoarsely guttural FRAWNCE! I feel like I was just verbally assaulted by a

Because this is the internet and the internet never stops trying to fill itself like a toilet with a leaky flapper, this is a video reimagining the orcs in The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers speaking in normal human voices. I found it even scarier than the original.

This is another compilation video created by Trekkie John DiMarco (previously), this time featuring Star Trek clips that include the phrase “Klingons do not…” and variations thereof. Apparently Klingons don’t actually do a lot of things. I suppose that makes me more Klingon than I’d previously thought, because I hardly

Presumably a group therapy session to promote healing from all the ill will shown toward them throughout the years, this is a video of 25 Furbies all having a conversation. What are they saying? No clue, but I assume it involves overthrowing humanity. Can’t say I blame them *minimizes ‘overthrow

This is a video of a man testing a human-to-cat translation app on Porkchop (Sandwiches! Oh shit, get the f*** outta here!), a kitten he’s catsitting for a friend. I’m not sure if the cat was responding to the actual translation, or just the sound of another cat, but it