This is a 1992 commercial for the latest and greatest in spreadsheet applications: Microsoft Excel. In the ad, a businessdude makes a super shitty 4 x 4 spreadsheet on what appears to be the world’s first laptop that blows everybody’s minds and saves the day. Full disclosure: I hate, and

In what is arguably the most sensical toy release in recent history, LEGO has announced an official Transformers build set featuring Optimus Prime that actually transforms from semi truck to humanoid form. The $169 set will be released June 1st and feature 1,508 pieces, including ion blaster, Autobot Matrix of

Because who hasn’t always dreamed of being shot out of a cannon and drifting back into the open eyes and mouths of your loved ones, the $375 Loved One Launcher from Cremation Solutions is a real product that allows you to shoot the ashes of the recently deceased up to

These are several shots of a clear plastic inflatable looking chair that wasn’t designed to be filled with your labored breath and spittle — oh no, it’s designed for filling WITH STUFFED ANIMALS. Or maybe it’s just an inflatable chair somebody repurposed, I really don’t know because I just stumbled

The Water Shade Canopy Float (Amazon link) is a kit designed for use with a four-post canopy tent (not included) that allows the unit to float on water, bringing shade to a lake or pool. That way you can drink cheap canned beer away from the blinding rays of the

Smol Bounce Houses are just that: small bounce houses designed for use INDOORS. No more getting blown away to Oz just because you really wanted to bounce during a tornado. *using yellow brick as paperweight* I know a thing or two, because I’ve seen a thing or two. Smol Bounce

You know what your underwear drawer has been missing? A nudie magazine tucked away at the bottom. Also: a pair of inflatable beach ball underwear. Thankfully, Etsy seller CandyCoatedSqueaks has you covered with these made-to-order Inflatable PVC Plastic Beach Ball Underwear/Shorts. The beach ballers, presumably made to satisfy some sort

This is a video of the world’s most powerful chainsaw, the STIHL MS 881 MAGNUM with a 60″ guide bar being used to take cookie slices out of a massive stump. Obviously, if this chainsaw were a condom, it would be the size I have to wear. It’s not a