This is the PB-JIFE!, a confusingly named product that is allegedly the “ultimate peanut butter knife.” It’s supposed to do a better job stirring, scraping and cleaning peanut butter jars than the butter knife you’ve been using. And it sure as hell better too, considering it costs $23. Shoot, for

These are the Icon Trolley Suitcases designed by Crash Baggage and for sale on Amazon. They’re available in three different sizes (carry-on, $340; medium, $380; large, $420), eleven different colors, and look like every other suitcase after a few flights. If they were really going for authenticity they should also

Seen here being modeled by a man pretending to change his own gears, this is the Giant Convertible Car Inflatable Pool Float created by Hoovy and available on Amazon. The $100 float is over eight feet long, almost five feet wide, has a suggested weight limit of 300-pounds, and is

This is the Star Trek uniform inspired bedding created by Character World. Available only in twin size for an extra challenge while making all the love you’re definitely about to while wearing prosthetic Vulcan ears, there’s a blue Star Trek: Discovery command set available on Amazon (~$35), as well as

This is a video of The Rig (aka ‘Not-A-Wheelchair’), an electric mobility device built by satin-voiced Youtuber JerryRigEverything for his girlfriend Cambry, which was designed to travel places traditional electric wheelchairs can’t. Some more info and specs while I add one to my Christmas list, like Christmas is even coming

This is a commercial for the Murphy Ladder (~$130 – $225 at Home Depot). It’s a ladder that folds in half lengthwise, but then can also collapse the ladder’s horizontal rungs for ULTRA PORTABILITY. I called it a commercial but it’s three and half minutes which means it has less

Because there’s a market for absolutely everything, this is a short commercial for the children’s Baby Shark ‘interactive smart toothbrush’ from Britebrush (~$20 on Amazon). The toothbrush includes “revolutionary oral care technology including smart brushing sensors, side change recognition, a vibrating handle, and a parent check light.” It also has

These are the 99.5% pure titanium beer mugs manufactured and sold by AI PEI on Amazon. The double-walled and insulated mugs hold 450mL (15-ounces), come in five different colors, and are perfect for letting guests know you think you’re better than them because you won’t stop talking about your ridiculous